Pabst Smells Like Your Grandma

The results are in.

Pabst
Rating:F

Oder:
"It smells like my grandmother's attic."

Taste:
At first like water, then bitter. Disgusting.

The photo speaks for itself.



Cognac

Rating: B+, A-

Oder:
Strong, strong liquor.

Taste:
Quite delightful, almost sweet, with definite floral tones.

Jeff is blissful.











On a similar note, the Anchor Brewing company is producing what it calls a "18th Century Whiskey," micro-distilled using the traditional methods of American farmers during the revolution.

Check it out: Revolutionary Whiskey